Mushroom Toast

toast in ten really simple steps (serves two):

1. pour yourself (optional: and a friend) a glass of Sauvignon Blanc
2. chop a whole load of shroomies into thin lil slices. go really fast cuz thats cool and you're cool. try not to chop off a finger. fry till nice n brown.
3. pour them some wine. spread the Love. its the only thing that matters. share that shit (but not too much, wet shrooms are gross)
4. grind black pepper until it disappears.
5. toast bread.
6. spread a lil goat cheese or cream cheas. a lil more olive oil.
7. fry two eggs. fuck with the albumen,
8. sprinkle black pepper on top. oh yeaah baby.
9. squat

for N

june 2022