all prices negotiable.

$free—a fake compliment

$free—a haircut (i'm really good i promise!)

$10—a genuine compliment

$50—punch you in the face (lite)

$100/h + material costs—food consultant. don't know what to eat? need a new staple food item? i'll cook you things to try.

$250—dress you up and take photos of you

$500—punch you in the face (hardcore)

all prices in hkd. email me at: ulokwa@gmail.com